association-of-freed-people:

unbelovedcelly:

thememedaddy:

reason #4937373737 to kill cops and their families

the day they took down ricky pee pee

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apas-95:

brendanicus:

Still thinking about how much Prey slapped

- slightly bruised wolf

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doubleipa:

ALT

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striders:

egberts:

🕳

logging on only to find out that my gf posted hole on tumblr :/

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spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

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nendocris:

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cryptotheism:

evilwizard:

slimegirlwarlock:

is that a magic wand in your pocket or ius your penis casting spells lol

the second one. ple ase help

HOOOOUUOU

HUGAGH

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ataraxetta:

autumngracy:

clove-pinks:

cadmusfly:

lacnunga:

Love ABBA’s insinuation that Bonaparte fell in love with Wellington

#and yet it was wellington who had the giant nude statue of napoleon (via @clove-pinks)

excuse me

what

Yeah that happened

Originally posted by setforstars

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lakevida:

does anyone else keep seeing this label in their notifs

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great-and-small:

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

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bgm05:

bgm05:

laying an egg hard and loud

will the person who tagged this “stephen colbert” please approach the bench.

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april132009:

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

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tiredspider:

new genre of videos youtube’s algorithm has decided I needed to see

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